When it comes to weddings, the vows are one of the most important parts. They are a promise between two people who are in love and committed to spending the rest of their lives together. But that doesn't mean they can't be funny too!
Here are 60 funny wedding vows that will make you laugh out loud:
I promise, this ring is a symbol of how you've got me wrapped around your finger
I promise to love you even when you're being a pain in the neck
I promise to support your bad habits, as long as they don't involve illegal activity or endanger my safety
I promise to be by your side through thick and thin, even if that means sitting through another one of your aunt's interminable slide shows
I promise to always be here for you, even if you're being a total jerk
I promise to love you unconditionally, even when you leave the toilet seat up
I promise to always be there for you, even when you're being a total pain in the butt
I promise to love you no matter what, even when you're having a really bad hair day
I promise to always be there for you, even when we're arguing over who's turn it is to take out the trash
I promise to love you forever, even when you snore really loudly
I promise to always be there for you, even when we're both crabby and exhausted and just want to go to bed
I promise to love you no matter what, even when you're feeling down or having a bad day
I promise to always be there for you, even when things are tough and we're struggling
I promise to love you unconditionally, even when we don't see eye to eye on everything
I promise to always be there for you, even when we're old and wrinkly and our kids are driving us crazy
I promise to love you forever, no matter what life throws our way
I promise to always be there for you, even when we're both cranky and grumpy and just want to stay in our PJs all day
I promise to love you no matter what, even when you've had a long day and just want to relax with a glass of wine (or two)
I promise to love you forever, even when we're old and gray and our kids are giving us grandkids
I promise to always be there for you, even if that means putting up with your bad moods
I promise to love you even when you leave your clothes all over the floor
I promise to love you even when you snore like a freight train
I promise to love you even when you forget to put the toilet seat down
I promise to love you even when you leave your wet towel on the bed
I promise to love you even when you hog the blankets in bed
I promise to love you even when you steal the last slice of pizza
I promise to love you even when you eat the last cookies
I promise to love you even when you leave your socks on the floor
I promise to love you even when you track mud on the floor
I promise to love you even when you leave your hair in the sink
I promise to love you even when you leave your socks on the floor
I promise to always be there for you, even when you're grumpy in the morning
I promise to always be your biggest fan, even when you're having a bad day
I promise to always be your shoulder to cry on, even when you're feeling down
I promise to never go to bed angry with you, even though sometimes I'll want to kill you in your sleep
I promise to try my best to always make you laugh, even when you don't want to
I promise to never forget how lucky I am to be with you, even on the days when we're fighting
I promise to always be honest with you, even when it's hard to hear
I promise to always be there for you, even when you need some space
I promise to never take you for granted, even though sometimes I might
I promise to love you unconditionally, even on your worst days
I promise to listen to you, even when you're not saying anything
I promise to never go to bed angry with you, even when it feels like the world is against us
I promise to be your best friend, even when you don't want me to be
I promise to always be there for you, even when you're feeling down, down, down <insert breakout dance>
I promise to never give up on you, even when things are tough
I promise to never forget how special you are to me, even on the days when we're fighting
I promise to always be honest with you, even when it hurts
I promise to never take you for granted, even when we've been together for a longggggg time
I promise to always be there for you, even when you need me the mostest
I promise to try my best to never go to bed angry with you, even though sometimes I'll want to kill you in your sleep
I promise to love you even when you're not perfect, because nobody is (except me)
I promise to never give up on you, even when things are tough
I promise to always be your shoulder to cry on, even when you don't want me to be
I promise to try my best to always make you laugh, even when you don't want to, and you have to crouch down
I promise to never take you for granted, because I know how lucky I am to have you
I promise to always be there for you, even when you need me the least, or it is because of me that you are mad
I promise to never forget how much I love you, even when we're fighting
I promise to try my best to never go to bed angry with you, because I don't want to waste any time that I could be spooning with you
I promise to love you forever, even when we're old and wrinkly
So there you have it, 60 wedding vows that will have you laughing out loud, or mostly laughing out loud.
Hot Tip from a Celebrant that is in love with personal vows:
Keep your vows secret from each other, it hits all the feels - I promise!
Want to make your personalised wedding vows extra special?
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If you need help writing your wedding vows and don't know where to start, I've got you! You'll find wonderful resources on this page, including a link to my guide or how to book a session with me!
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